This is a for fun entry in the Seventh Sanctum Silly Season contest.[link]
OK I couldnt resist when I got this description from the Evil Animal Minion Generator [link]
Release the sneaky super-fast ninja chihuahuas!
This is Tiko my Chi/Pom mix. We took him in form an abusive situation and he is a very nervous doggy. He hides a lot, and runs all low to the ground when he sneaks around the house...but every once in a while he shoots out from his hiding spot and barks and gets my min pin like a ferocious ninja.